He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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