We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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