Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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