You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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