You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
It's shark week go big or go home
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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