you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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