question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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