you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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