Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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