So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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