last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
