My first STD was from a foam party
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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