I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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