Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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