The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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