Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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