i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
