Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
