I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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