If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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