My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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