I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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