Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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