fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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