We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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