Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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