last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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