I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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