so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My breasts were aching with rage.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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