How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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