With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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