white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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