Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Blood and glitter go together right?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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