apparently the secret to your success is patron
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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