other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
