Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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