that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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