Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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