Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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