yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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