i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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