What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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