U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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