Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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