I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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