Porn is love you can see.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
