I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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