Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We need to get me chipped asap
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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