Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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