our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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