ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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