Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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