And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
This house was built for laser tag.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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